TOMB SEALED BY FLOOR RISE SCIENCE FIGHTS NATURE FOR BODY OF MAN IMPRISONED The body of Theo Wood was located earlier today, having been removed from the fatal tunnel. He had been pushed into what appeared to have been a crystalline grotto, now shattered and crushed by falling rocks. According to eyewitness reports, a hand was visible. It is still

Everyone who bowls around here knows him, but no one knows where he came from. They call him Gutterball, but the owner, Tad, calls him the ugliest dog in the world. Tad has no taste and he’s kind of a dumbass because Gutterball doesn’t look like any dog I’ve ever seen. He speaks to us, but only I can understand