A is for Article 50, for Anglo angst and anger, for acrimonious divorce and zero agreement
B is for Britain and being big again, for Brussels bureaucrats and bent bananas,
for buses, bad deals, blue passports (beats burgundy) and for betrayal. B is for Brexit
C is for customs and cliff-edge, for cherries (picking), Chequers (chaos)
and for citizens of everywhere and nowhere
D is for deeply divided
E is for European Union, for enemy judges and the out-of-touch elite. E is for electoral
F is for fraud, for project fear, free movement, flaming foreigners and fantasy futures
G is for get on with it and going it alone
H is for hard, for having cake and eating it and holding no cards
I is for Irish borders and backstops, and for ignoring reality. I is for island
J is for just do it
K is for kingdom (broken) and kindness (lacking) and knowledge (who needs it?)
L is for leave, for leave means leave, for lies and lose-lose
M is for majority
N is for narrow, for nationhood and negotiation, for NHS dividend (nil) and for no deal
O is for oscillating opinion
P is for polls and populist, for parliamentary impasse and a People’s Vote (possibly)
Q is for queue-jumping and for consequential questions
R is for referendum, for regret and recession (probable). R is for remoaner till I die
S is for single market and sterling slipping, for sovereignty and surrender,
for EU summits (several), saboteurs, an act of suicide and the desire to stay
T is for taking back control and Turkish hordes (non-existent),
for twenty-seven other countries and time (wasted). T is for tragic
U is for uncertainty and for a universally unloved, un-united UK
V is for in/out voting and a vast variety of views
W is for withdrawal and the people’s wayward will, for WTO and WTF do experts know?
X is for xenophobia and a lack of love and a mark on a ballot paper. X is for exit
Y is for why? and for selling-out the young
Z is for zipping-it and zealots and an ever shifting zeitgeist,
for zero-sum games and zero to gain. Z is for zero.